Support The Bella's and The Mick's Charitable Fundraising January 2018 Monkey Run with the Adventurists as they own the Atlas Mountains and tear the sand dunes of Morocco apart on their "gigantic" all-terrain dual-sport 4 stroke genius shitty, shit, shit Chinese monkey bikes. This is our way of announcing to the world that The Mick packs not a lot of heat, yet his monkey bike sand dune skills will serve to remind sand dwelling oxen that he is actually hung like a eee-aaawww. Meanwhile, The Bella is frothing at the idea of straddling the throbbing almost-power of a badly made 48cc engine mounted on a motorbike that's exactly the right size for a 5 year old. Kev (The Bella's 70cc Honda Dax) and Rodney (The Bella's beloved 796 Monster Ducati) will be left in their cosy Jersey stables as we strap coke bottles filled with spare petrol, tow ropes, head torches, tins of Spam, wrap ourselves in discotheque gold bling emergency blanket custom made desert suits and learn to navigate by the stars. Old skool. The Mick and The Bella are fully covering all entry fees, travel and associated costs to smash this "motor" race from the east to the west of Morocco skimming the Sahara desert, all in the name of charity. Any donations will 100% be going towards our chosen charities so, rest assured, our endeavors to be a pair of absolute tits is at our own expense. We are OK with this because, whether we've broken down in the city or in the desert, these bikes are the perfect accessory to any attire that The Bella has selected for our 8 day adventure. As a cost saving exercise, the wheels are as small as physically possible, which makes hitting large bumps a fairly abrupt way to enjoy the ground with our faces. Fact. The Mick will capture the shenanigans on a GoPro and DSLR camera to keep our beloved global oxen supporting us and our chosen charities up to date! For the complete set of details of this race for charity hosted by The Adventurists, click here. Our goal is to raise a minimum of £2,000 to be evenly split between the following charities: - Cool Earth - Southampton Children's Cancer Ward Any contribution you could give, big or small would be greatly and humbly appreciated. Even 5 bucks. Make yourself an instant coffee and support our charities instead of Starbucks. Not only would you be helping out our awesome charitable causes, but you'll also get the lowdown on the madness that is The Monkey Run 2018!! What could be better? Apart from a warm avacado thickshake with varicose vein swirl in the desert with our new Moroccan friends we are about to hunt. For instance. P.S. As The Mick and The Bella first met in 2011 when we did our AFF (skydiving) course in Spain, for any of our global and beloved skydiving brethren, we plan to celebrate winning the Monkey Run by skydiving for a couple of days in Morocco where we finish up in Marrakesh on Jan 8. Be awesome to see some sky dogs meet us for some jumpy jump adventures. Word. For more information on the Monkey Run 2018 adventure see our dedicated website. Love and hugs. The Bella and The Mick. Kiss
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